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meiitantei: REMINDER: JUST BECAUSE THE TITLE SAYS, “LAZY,” YOU DON’T HAVE TO STUDY AT ALL. THAT’S INCORRECT. I’m not the “model student” everyone wanted to be, but these made my grades better.High school is the best thing that happened

robinbanks14: Big booty bitches. I am not one hahaha. But I’ll tell you want, my little bum doesn’t look half bad in this garter belt! Another set that would be enhanced by sound effect :P And this is the least painful thing that happens to my butt

nymphoninjas:Cheer N&T,My body has a lot of things that most people find gross. What I don’t understand is why. I did not ask for hair to grow on my legs, arms or underarms but I went through puberty and it happened. Sometimes I get rid of it, but

cosmicsouffle: you know when someone asks you what’s your favourite book and straight away you forget every single book that you’ve ever read? no. totally not.well, that’s a thing that happens.

For the longest time I thought that feeling less with every break up is a bad thing. As if I just get dulled down, “used to the pain”. I thought that I was just becoming more empty with every tragic or sad thing that happens to me.But that’s not

beyondthetemples-ooc: stelte23: punkfistfights: redemption arcs do not rely on forgiveness! if a character is behaving a certain way just to be forgiven, that is not a good redemption arc! redemption arcs rely on people realizing their own behavior

swingsetindecember:tv content creators changing their story when the fans figure out their plot. LIKE THATS WHY YOU HAVE FORESHADOWING? like seeing it all come together is beautiful. why would you be upset when fans know what will happen? that means you

See Kamala? Carol doesn’t care about you, or anything, the only thing she cares is that “she is right” not only that, but there was all those “red flags” telling you that doing this was a bad idea, but you still did, and you put your friends

mask-knife-is-heimdalls-wife:A very important reminder that the Buffalo Genocide was a very real thing that happened and not just a shock factor thing. Buffalo fur was sought after and their tongues were considered a delicacy by the colonizers. But they

tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

okama-kenpo: that thing that happens where you’re reading a really fucking good fanfiction and you have to put a hand over your face because you basically lose control of your mouth muscles, and you make all these mouth shapes that you don’t mean

pushitinpullitout: tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up hahahaha what. Does this really

wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason

mackenzie-bree:Do you ever notice yourself getting bad again…like, you know you’re not doing work that needs to be done, you know you’re not cleaning, you know you’re not taking care of yourself…you know all the things you need to do to start

haloapollo: purified-zone: blogging-phelddagrif: rishkarn: You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I want to see someone

juicyjacqulyn: porcelain-horse-horselain: THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST Good

tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

tangobunny: ask-buxton: tangobunny: I forgot that Robot Wars has a new series! I wonder if it will end up being a contest between wedges again?! If you look at the competitor’s page on their website, you’d notice a distinct lack of wedges, but

tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

liger-zero-schneider: please do not actually eat detergent pods i know funny meme haha but listen: pods are not normal soap. the detergent is so concentrated that it is highly caustic. some (but not all) things that can happen when you bite a tide pod:

lyraspans: And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator that this is not just “Something That Happened.” This cannot be “One of Those Things… ” This, please, cannot be that. And for what I would like to say, I can’t. This Was Not Just

loveserum:something that is like really not talked about that much w mental health stuff is just like. how easily it can come back. One day I’m really doing ok and not even thinking bad stuff and then one terrible thing can happen the next day and I

stridersknowbest: who care’s if they “made that up for notes” half of the shit comedians say were not actual things that happened to them it’s called joking around you joyless mush piles lol Oh good. Someone with a brain. <3

blackmoses00: haloapollo: purified-zone: blogging-phelddagrif: rishkarn: You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I

bawlgoblin:the best thing about the stream that happened: I played mgs music in three pigs and a baby and nobody noticed until i said itLOOK THAT WAS THE BEST PART OF THE MOVIE OK

strangelyschizotypal: honestly the thing i hate most about avpd is not being able to recover from small negative comments that happened hours, days, months, or even years ago

lastofthetimeladies: mihlayn: are cafeterias a real thing like do those actually exist in america you just line up and get given gross food and then eat in the same room as your entire school??? if that happened at my school there’d be a riot imagine

anthonycrowley: funniest thing that happened to me this week was when my entire family drove past a starbucks in order to look for a dunkin donuts that may or may not have been there like the true new england stereotypes we all are

So I bring in my dogs’ water dish from outside. As I’m in the process of putting it in the sink, something brushes along my hand and falls into the sink. I jump, reflexively, thinking its a spider because I always think its a spider. Reassure

So I ended up buying that shirt I was trying not to buy this morning after all I’m sure you were all dying to know

shikai-of-the-4th-world replied to your post “I remember reading somewhere that lars is a high school dropout do you know if that’s true or not? I’m kinda interested in his backstory now like what could’ve happened with him?” we

I had a bit of a rough day today. Not terrible, and I did enjoy parts, but a bit rough and stressful. But its alright, everythings going to be alrightit would be nice if everything and everyone could just chill for a little bit and for stressful things

Folks, I am old and I am tired. I have numerous real life things that are draining me and I just plain do not have the energy to get involved with every problem or bad thing that happens. I’m sorry, I wish I could but its hard enough to keep my head

carterson-the-mortal: jensensations: jensensations: wow so the giant pendulum statue at my friend’s college got taken down because students kept getting naked on it and singing wrecking ball actual thing that happened good thing it’s not new

euo: “Well, maybe things that happen leave other kinds of traces behind. Not things that anyone can notice” The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick

mackenzie-bree:Do you ever notice yourself getting bad again…like, you know you’re not doing work that needs to be done, you know you’re not cleaning, you know you’re not taking care of yourself…you know all the things you need to do to start

juicyjacqulyn: porcelain-horse-horselain: THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST Good

juicyjacqulyn: porcelain-horse-horselain: THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST Good

jessescusters: y’all have GOT to stop making posts that demonize people for not knowing things that happen in other countries. it’s manipulative and full of guilt tripping. people shouldn’t be made to feel guilty about the fact that their country’s

yoncevevo: why is it that every video sia does with maddie is deemed pedophilic this is the EXACT same thing that happened with chandelier yall called it “child porn” like do you not understand that YOU’RE the weirdos who are sexualizing an 11

Today was really really good. Not perfect but I’m really happy with the good things that happened. My school made a good Valentine’s celebration. I even got a free stuffed animal! A white bear with angel wings sits in my lap. I’m not

shredded-sorostitute: legains: get-swole-or-die-trying: stfuandlift: We need this to happen more often. :D “Personal Records? You cant do that here." Wow….I cant wait the Planet Fitness opens here. My crew & I will wreck it and

juicyjacqulyn: porcelain-horse-horselain: THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST Good

envymyblackness: hi-imkingdavid: quietstorm-thundathighs: myuncreativeurl: blacktweets: Even if he isn’t… girl leave him 😩 ^^^^ Whatever happened to not taking things that isn’t yours 😪 Whatever happened to something called

tofumotherfucker: juicyjacqulyn: porcelain-horse-horselain: THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST Good not only would I immediately lose interest in you, but I would

juicyjacqulyn: porcelain-horse-horselain: THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST Good

gallifreyanturtles: juicyjacqulyn: porcelain-horse-horselain: THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST Good A completely acceptable reaction.

carterson-the-mortal: jensensations: jensensations: wow so the giant pendulum statue at my friend’s college got taken down because students kept getting naked on it and singing wrecking ball actual thing that happened good thing it’s not new

klingonkriegsrhetorik: trauma is not defined by the traumatizing thing that happened. trauma is defined by the reaction of the person who experiences it. if you are traumatized by something, then the thing that happened was traumatic. if you are severely

ternionbpd: does anyone else have Some Thing that happened a while back that they get really upset/angry about and as far as that other person knows, that matter is ‘settled’. but thats not how it feels to you, it doesnt feel settled, that wasnt

otaku-smile: vitadolce-moderato: Tho today is not the last day of 2011, but I’m still gonna post this now. tbh, I was not able to choose what issue or event to be in this post because there were too many things that happened this year. Anyway, Big

werewolfau: i get SO personally offended at those posts that are like ‘why can’t there be a female hero who isn’t tomboyish’ because until recently there weren’t any this is not a thing that happens the majority of female heroes are super feminine

shinyzelda: s/o to trauma survivors who don’t remember every detail of bad things that happened, who might not remember anything at all but still Know something went down based on things people told them or their own odd behavior they can’t explain.

dana-duchovny:Idk if this is a positive thing or not, but one thing that happened to me since I first watched OFMD is that I am no longer satisfied by the queerbaity will they-won’t they shit that happens in most of the media I consume. I’ve been

ekjohnston:sassyrebelinpearls:PLEASEThis is one of the best things that has EVER HAPPENED ON LIVE TELEVISION. You could not write this. People would say you were being too fanciful or ridiculous. The best things happen in real life.William is forbidden,

yoncevevo: why is it that every video sia does with maddie is deemed pedophilic this is the EXACT same thing that happened with chandelier yall called it “child porn” like do you not understand that YOU’RE the weirdos who are sexualizing an 11

juicyjacqulyn: porcelain-horse-horselain: THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST Good

I can do flying crow pose now and that’s about the most exciting thing that’s happened lately

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